OVERFLOW POST!!

[tradesecret]

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[tradesecret]

[ she smiles like a cat that's eaten a canary ]

Satisfied. Busy, too. But that's expected. Shall we take a selfie?

[syckophant]

That's the name of the game her in Hell, right? "Satisfied, but busy".

Aha! Anyone else I'd charge an arm and a leg, but for you? Sure! Come, get in close!

[tradesecret]

I'm sure you mean that literally, so I appreciate the discount~

[ moves in, the sweet scent of sugared violets and incense is thick on her skin, but she's quick to get the phone ready to snap a pic or two ]

[syckophant]

Of course I do! You may be surprised how many takers I get.

[Enough of that though! He flashes a wide smile for the camera, putting up the V for Victory. Or the peace sign. Or whatever. You know what I am talking about.]

So! What the hell are you up to? That you can tell me, anyway. I'm sure you're doing your super secret spy shit or whatever still, so I get it.

[tradesecret]

That is pretty much it. Ensuring the happy endings of many, sleeping properly and even taking vacations.

[syckophant]

Oooh! Really? I can hardly believe it, if I'm honest. You were always such an overachiever, I wondered how many times you'd collapse and die of exertion! If you even can die wherever you are. Taking vacations and sleeping are good for a body though. Glad to hear it!

[tradesecret]

The only one collapsing and dying of exertion was you, at the time. I had momentum and self-discipline on my side.

It took a lot of work to find this balance.