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Why, it's one of our cultural delicacies! The nursing fluid of livestock is curdled until it is some degree of solid and sometimes smells spoiled; it really adds an extra dimension to a dish!

[ ...when one puts it that way it sounds totally dreadful. But she's an ambassador, so! ]

Oh! How interesting! I look forward to trying it.

Then right this way, Madame, and we will lay you out a spread so you can try every single kind, especially the moldy ones!

[ or at least every single kind she could find at the conbini, which she lays out on one of the tables in the lobby. ]

[ but japanese conbini cheese isn't fancy cheese so maybe she's spared some of the extra moldy stuff. ]

What a wide array of shapes and colors! If they're all derived from nursing fluid, how do they come out so different?

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Well, some might come from different animals, or even the same sort of animal but raised on different feed... and then it depends on the preparation process. Or something.

Interesting.

[ trying a piece. ]

I suppose I can appreciate the creativity in utilizing an unusual ingredient.

Isn't it creative? We pride ourselves on our ingenuity and creativity.

Except in fashion, where all men dress the same, and all women dress the same, and the colors are boring, and for some reason we're afraid of ankles.

Ankles.

[ she repeats the word, bemused. ]

What do they do to mitigate this fear? Are there any other joint systems that are troubling?

No, it's just the ankles! Legs in general. They are said to inflame lust in the weak wills of men.

[ looking down at her own miniskirt. ]

Is there a physiological correlation between legs and male genitals?

Men are highly mysterious.

If the mere sight of mobility appendages gets them aroused, I cannot imagine what other things would titillate them.

As a woman, how do you cope with this?

Well, most women for some reason allow men to be in charge, and cover themselves modestly to appease them.

However, the heeled boots customary for women's wear do have a secret purpose, which is that while they are bad for walking they are excellent weapons.

I must confess, I am having difficulty grasping how a society that claims to be "advanced" can expect over half of its people to accommodate the remainder in such a way.

However, I am glad that innovations in footwear allow for women to defend themselves.

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